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Three Republicans walk into a barThe bartender from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.

A little girl asked her father Daddy from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

A redneck calles up the White House from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

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Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures

When that fool Reagan said that the from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous kook. When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War by escalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclear annihilation. When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated its past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan had nothing to do with it. Because if that fool Reagan was right all along... ...what kind of fool am I?

I dont think this whole White House from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a "National Town Meeting."

A political man to a woman You from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!" The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you." "Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

What is the difference between the government from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

Q Why do they always fly around from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.

Q How can you tell if it from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.

Three boys were heading home from school from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other boys said, "Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye!" The last boy said, "Your dads don't even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!"

Q Know how to solve the SerbianBosnian from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

Q Whats the difference between Personal Injury from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!

Q How do you know when a from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.

Q How does Al Gore spell potatoA from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.

Q What is the basement where White from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.

Q How do you spot Al Gore from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.

Q What were the three toughest years from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.

Q If Rodham gets health care Bentsen from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.

Q You know what the problem with from Flashcomment Political jokes Jokes
Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.